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Disclaimer
Any information and advice contained within this website are purely the thoughts, views and babblings of the webmaster. If you take any of it too seriously that is your own fault and should get out more. Motorcycles are not dangerous, dickheads are, MORAL: don't be a dickhead and watch out for those who are.
If you are too scared to try any of this, don't do it you'll get hurt.
If you have no fear at all, don't do it you will die.

Remember: Always wear protective clothing. Don't drink and drive. Always follow the highway code. Always wear clean underwear. Do not feed the animals. Always wrap up warm. A bird in the hand is worth a slap in the face if the wife finds out. Water and oil do not mix. Vodka and Red Bull do mix. Do not fart in one piece leathers. Monkeys are funny. Meercats are funnier. Always use the correct explosives for the job (re. The Italian Job). Beware Americans bearing arms esp. if you are British, Canadian or anyone except the enemy. How can it be too cold for snow? Why is it never warm enough for snow? Watch out for the squirrels, they have a secret agenda you know. Be nice to kittens, they too have an agenga but it is counter-productive to the squirrels'.